Thank you Marge for writing our 2004 ODE

No offense is meant for any members and this was written in fun and love.

ODE TO THE VILLAGE 2004



 

It's our story, We are the Village
A group of parents from the world around
We like to debate, and rehash issues
(sometimes into the ground)  

First there's the Admins, They're our leaders,
Donna Leigh's a Nova Ladylike
Then there's Nicola, our fuzzy fruit girl
And Hobbit too, he's really outta sight

 3belles1buoy, she's our bartender
She'll suggest a vodka on the rocks
And there's Beckyjo, Hobbit's sweet wife
She really hates to sort out all her children’s socks.

 LauraLoo, we love you
You're an inspiration to Mommies everywhere
And Rebecca, our Silly Mom
Call her Becky and she'll kick you "there."

Don't forget Maggie, one Sparky Bish
She's the princess of Planet Lookatme.
And LauraA, she's from
Texas
She provides for us her own decoder ring.

Then there's Christi, she's no meanie
She's tall and pretty and a lot of fun.
Toucan
Dee, she does the front page
For Village graphics we know that she's the one!

Gilamomster, we call her Gail
She enlightens us with topics spiritual
Stephanie, Allboys4me
Can only function with a cuppa joe.

Barbara Jo, she's a Franciscan,  
living in a city by the bay
And there's Cara, too, she's a walker
funding money for breast cancer, Yay!

Hey, there is Smiffy, she's so nifty!
Her husband just became a citizen
QOE, she is our math whiz
and of course the Queen of Everythin'

Another walker, for Breast Cancer
Is Babyluvs, she's also a Canuk.
And Hollianne, she's in
Sweden
had a baby and she won't let us look.

CindiLou, our resident Whoo
She's short and cute and she's not a Grinch
Jenny Juno, she's a gal who cross stitches
And makes it look a cinch.

That Jackay, now she's okay
She has two little mini-me's
So does Jenn6, our ocean girl
who needs lessons in geography!

PB&J, she sells on eBay
adorable clothing for small kids
Juney, she loves our President
He really makes her drool and flip her  pretty lid.

Amos, she is famous
She lives up there in the Great White North
Bethypoo's having a rough time
With her strength and faith she'll sally forth.

Aaron and Rosie, across the ocean
Wild and Racy Londoners are they
And Krista puts a chicken on the pot.
It was for a joke, how could she really not?

Our pal Paige, she's got a new pet
He's Sheepdog of Italian descent
PCMom, was once a lawyer
A southern Belle with a magnolia accent.

Traci is a Power Puff Mom
She invited her dh who's PPD
They have four girls, all so lovely
And as sweet as they possibly can be.

Nancy is the DaMom who's da bomb
Her husband will straighten out your spine
Sarael's gonna have a little boy
And we think that's pretty sublime.

And now Who Me? Why, who is she?
She's our lovely Melissa, don'tcha know?
Jessicanne, has a dog from
Japan
A Shiba Inu she loves so.

IWantToBelieve, she is a genius
she does calc and physics and all that smart stuff
Roxie is our favorite biker mama
She's cute and nice and really tough.

Shari, our darling Shari
with her dh lived in a camper with 3 kids
and Venus, who's not a flytrap
just moved across the country, yes she did.

Trixxee, a cook gourmet
likes to add wine to whatever she makes
Speaking of cooking, we have Oregano
Who has  moved to
Europe and has left the states.

JulieIam, JulieIam, a real live girl;
not in a book by that’s written by Dr. Suess
and as for JeanP, don't give her dairy
or she'll hang you with a Texas-sized noose.

New Yawkah Kate, why she is great!
her humor and jokes all make us beam
And Apmomx2, she knows Gymboree
She is our AP Gymbo Queen.

Drucilla, she's a great mom
Austin and Cheyenne are so lucky!

And there's Dawn, down there in
Carolina
Her kids are cute and she's just really ducky!

A real smart whip, a gal named Dancer
has a great job in that big old lonestar state
Caroline, another Briton
It’s her English wit that we appreciate.

Karen, 3tinLids, is a riot
From
Australia she is a real good mate
And Trishybutt, with 2 gorgeous daughters
of that there is nothing to debate.

1bzymom, our precious Laurie
She takes care of tiny babes in the NICU
Our inspiring cancer fighter
is our beloved farm girl Rhu.

JennyRat, she's one cool cat
She's a strength and hope for her family
Mistygail, with baby Aidan
he's a new branch for their family tree.

Tonya, mommy to Ryan
a cutie she dresses up in vintage clothes
happymum, just had a baby girl
baby Elena with a button nose.

Wastin' away in Margaritaville
is or own Manana, a big Buffet fan
Sassafrass, was gonna be a school teacher
put that on hold to homeschool her little man.

Hurly, makes us jealous
regaling us about her summer trips
Shelly is a motherly wonder
with 2 sets of twins for each hip

Mundine, our friend Freida
doesn't post a lot but is a faithful mod
Donna is a pretty school teacher
with two boys who look like her a lot

Lucy, who's been blessed 5 times
tries to figure skate inside her living room.
Mishelle, whom we call Mishi
is Macedonian and can sing a pretty tune.

Debby's back from haitus
lost a lot of weight and is looking trim.
Mamaa is expecting a new baby
She hopes that it's a her and not a him.

Faith is one of our many military wives
Whose husbands are serving and protecting our lives.
Annie is a tower of strength, wisdom and grace
She just bought a house and loves her new place!

 

Marnie is a sweet gal
who took a nice vacation to CA
And Shel is dating a nice man
who got her a very cool gift for her birthday

Kari, she's Gone Insane,  
She has to deal with clients who are mean
And Angi, our beloved Cheeto
just lost some weight and is looking lean!

PhreakVicki is a gramma
Can you imagine how old she has to be?
Marilyn, Our gal Monen
Her last baby was a girl named Avery.

Nothing could be finer, than our South Caroliner
Luanimal who is a cook divine
MB just came out of lurkdom
but she's been around here for a long time.

Stacy, now that woman
has the medical community abashed
Chicken Little is really Cindy
who's afraid the sky will fall and she'll be smashed.

Cindy, a ropin' cowgirl,
She's another
Texas Lonestar gal
Paula74 plays at Pogo
Winning big bucks playing bingo, holy cow!.

JulieCat has a weakness
for shiny sparkley stones and jewels and gems
SunshineC, can't find an avatar
but she like pretty fairies and dolphins.

Threesenough, she has a daughter
and twin boys who were born in 98
Sillypants who's really Jeanne
has a boy and a girl; ain't that just  great?

Honeythief! Our resident DJ
she spins some tunes to improve our day
Kristig has a houseful
of men who love to puff and toot their trains!

Apple mama, she sells toys
but they're for grown ups, not for little eyes
And Karenj, she's a newbie
but we'll get to know her better by and by.

Summer has a beautiful baby
named Angelina, a bright-eyed happy girl
And Martha, our Post writer
has travelled all over the big wide world

Janney wore a nighty
that almost made her husband drop down dead
And Ttone has 4 children
Who are gorgeous and have brown curly heads.

Then there's Jamie, a homeschoolin' mama
She likes giving birth in a swimming pool
btlsmom, not a claymate
She says he does not make her drool.

Spudgirl's a displaced Canadian
she has the hots for Steve Burns from Blues Clues
Suzncasey's gonna be a mother in law
Over time we'll see how this ensues.

Another homeschooler, her name is Pegs
She's an asset to the homeschooling board
And so is Meeghan, homeschooler, too,
who now has 5 kids to teach, not 4.

There's GarriAnn, she's got a husband
Who looks like that ER doc, Dr. Green
Madsmom has a pet named Kirby
the most wonderous dog that she  has ever seen.

That's our Caitlinsmom, She's a big Mets fan
She's from the Big Apple, that's
New York
And there's Karcel there, what a nice gal
Used to be married to a big fat dork.

Hey Maria! She's our Tribe Fan
Lives in Cleveland and a neighbor to Drew Carey
We've got a gal from
Kalamazoo
and her dh calls his lady Honeeze.

Jades, whom we know as Janice
Has 4 boys, the youngest is Kenan (short e!)
solarflare is her munckinsmamma
Jason, Alison and Joey!

Who's that Winged Angel? Is it Wendy?
She has the cutest daughter in Atlantis.
Purple Dragoness lives in a city
Famous for it's big "Penis."

Look, it's Robin! A Floridian nurse!
She has daughters who are pretty and so smart.
RAImom is a shutterbug who takes photos
Photography is her talent and her art.

Here is Kimby, she likes Nascar
Kenny Chesney play the music that she likes.

P
atoline, is our Madame Libraian
but her name is really Jane, not Marian.

melmonette, now she's a Clay fan!
and she shows her boobies when she's at the gym 
and there's Ryansmom, who just had a baby
named him Jackson and she's proud of him!

Geepers, creepers, it's our buddy Peeepers!
She's with her Army hubby in Deutchland
Then there's Spicefire who's in south 'Bama
She's lost in thought while lying in the sand.

Here's Nikki, our cute Nocnitsa
her girls have 4 legs and tails and fur
BaHaMa got her Associates
in accounting, she'll get super rich for sure.

Oh wait, we have another Kiwi
she calls herself a witch, her name's Louise
Karen who has two children
they are Amber and Zac, kids AandZ.

Foyb, one of our Village he-men
is married to an angel Tinkerbell
They live in the midwest, in
Indiana
They don't post much but we think they're swell.

The mommy of a blue-eyed cutie
Is Rebecca and her babe's Penelope
One more Canadian, her name is Lisa
She's the mom of two kids, both C and D.

A remodeling mamma, her name is KayDee
She put hardwood floors in her house
Lelee is now pee-gee,
With a baby known as Child #3.

DaydreamWeaver, is quite a trouper
She's a pillar of such strength for sweet
Taylor
DanJoshMom is sweet Melissa
who has two boys who like to play Star Wars.

Uncgrad, her name is Lisa
she's a college teacher in the East.
Wickiet is in
South Dakota
She tells us "Come on up and see ME"

KBmom changed her user name
Now she posts here as heself Krissie
Amyd is has two handsome boys
They are 3 and 8, Tyler and Corey.

In the southwest, is our beloved Jules
She's currently expecting a baby.
Mega, she just came back here
and decided to rejoin our big party.

We have another Canadian member
She is sometimes naughty but her name is Val
Then there's Sharon, who's Jadylena
She's a very tall and pretty Village gal.

Sing us, a song Pianomom
This gal has recorded her own songs
And so should another pretty singer
Jayelsea  and then we all could sing along.

Soopermom’s another  Texan
She laughs at Gun Barrel all the time
Then there’s me, My name is Marge
I work the keep the Village all a’rhyme

Well that names us. All us members
We’re a big group of awesome people on the net
We’ve all come from different places
But the village is the best place to post yet! 

The Villageplace, The Villageplace
We’re a huge community, the Villageplace!

 

 

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