Come one and
come all to hear of the place,
Name your connections or don't show your face
We'll need two forms of ID, your licence will do
If you pass muster come join the zoo
There's Trish and Juno , Hobbit and Mac,
And recently our old friend, Christi came back
Rinky has gone (we think she lurks)
And Sassy, Laura and Rox to scare off the jerks.
Shari is famous for all of her asses
Macs kilt thrills all of the lasses,
AllBoys4Me - always there for her mates
And Juney, the winner in all debates,
Wendy with Wings - a great Disney fan
She recently got a bathroom - got rid of the bedpan.
Betsy's our resident kinky woo woo,
She wears jewellery shaped like horse shoes.
Roxie is our holly jolly Miss Santa,
"It's not in the TOU" is often her mantra
the BR is there for posts that insult
A rolicking flame fest is often the result.
On full moons the place tends to go wild
The lurkers come running, even the exiled.
The admins they take cover and run for the hills
And I think most of them are on a whole lot of nerve
pills
Paulette and Peta are the New Zealand sisters,
Hobbit and RickCat - two of our Misters,
PCMom came back to set the mob straight
You'll find that The Village is A-1, top rate!
We have Chasenbabies and Becky (came from the same
mother),
We cherish SparkyBish who can kick nads like no other!
Debby like a Mountie up on her high horse,
And JCCmama with her three kids and her used clothes of
course!
We have Kiwis aplenty...from the land of Frodo!
There's Trishy, and Nic, and Louise...she's no dodo!
Apxmom gives us the latest scoop on vaccination,
And there's Annie, who won't let us forget our Chicago
celebration!
There's Trixxee and Venus the chic So-Cal pair,
and QOE and Cindi will make sure we play fair.
Aaron and Rosie our wild English exiles,
And LauraA and her decoder ring, who brings on the
smiles.
Theres Smacky who's name is guarded like gold,
If you know it, she must kill you I'm told.
Yes we can't forget our good friend Smackycheez,
She is witty and kind, but tell me, how many
"E's?"
Jamie has nipples that sprout lots of hair,
Wickiet knocked Shari right out of that affair.
Dru plunks monkeys quite often it's said
And prefers bathroom antics than her nice comfy bed.
Shannon's the quiet one but little do they know
That she lights up her rack like a tree all aglow.
Juney's her cousin and has lots to say
But her sock fashion faux paus's she trys to downplay.
We have two members with four sons--
Sassafrass and IWantToBelieve are the ones!
The Powerpuff Mom has four too, all female,
As does our Love Shack Queen, Mistygail.
Don't forget Hurl that makes us giggle like school girls.
And Jades, whose tales of woe would make your blood curl!
Amos is a mellow chick from up Alaska way
Jadylena will love hubby Mark forever and a day.
Linda's British or Norwegian, I can't remember which,
Then there's PB&J, I hear she's really a sandwich!
Cara is our newlywed who lives in the land of rain;
Then there's Kari, did you know she's here today,
GoneInsane?
Karen has Zach and Amber--boy can that girl get good
grades!
Then there's the Mom of Lincoln, who likes tart lemonade.
JeanP, Fashion Nugget, we are proud to call ours,
But she does have a rep for leaving kids alone in cars!
"I will not leave my boys alone in the car.
I will not leave my boys and go into a bar
To drink chocolate milk with Barb, Sam and Francine
I will not drink milk with them"
Said the Cat named Jean
There was a girl named Robin
And when she was forgotten she went a sobbin’
She knew she better start hobnobbin’
So she jumped up and down and started bobbin’
And now we know the girl named Robin!
Robin is our nurse who constantly disappears,
But when she shows up you can hear all the cheers.
Yes, Robin's our nurse with tips to keep well
I think her real name is Nurse G-G-Gladys Emmanuel
Laura says Shari is the resident dork
But little does she know she's been one since she hung
out with the stork
Laura is the wacky lovable sort
When you read her posts you are forced to snort.
Without a decoder ring Laura makes your head spin
But what can you expect from a chicken eating bumpkin?
Rebecca
has two kids, and lives up north
Don't ever say Becky, that big thread and so forth
Sillymom--the longest thread is her claim to fame.
Did we already mention? BECKY is not her name!
Sillymom's our resident beaver ball type cuckoo
If you check her kids wrists there's duct tape residue
Monen's our pal, she's been with us forever
Her last baby's a girl, isn't she clever!
Jayelsea has three boys, if you haven't heard
If you get the chance, listen, she sings like a bird
Cara is the sweet one, the most worldly at best.
Give her a kitten, she'll sneeze on your vest!
Make her a salad, give her a drink
She's a vegetarian ya know, pretty kewl don't you think?
CDMom--a cool chick qui habite Montreal
Need to find your G-spot? Just give her a call.
JulieCat and RickCat live in wedded bliss much,
Watch out for Julie though, her sharp eyes don't miss
much!
Janney--a New York girl who went to live down south,
Donna, a great teacher, only wisdom out of her mouth,
Val & LadyNova they've been best friends since back
when,
Shekina's a new girl, but she just fits right in!
Barbjo plays with buses all day for a living
Thoughtful opinions she's always giving.
Her alter ego Barjo appears now and then
It's been said she dances on tables for many postmen.
Kiwimum is our newest admin, long may she reign
With all of these nutburgers it's a good things she's
insane.
Sparky is fiesty and a bit of a kook
Her nad kicking has been suspended because she's likely
to puke 
Speaking of New York, where is our Kate?
Probably off chasing Colby and getting that date
Mishi our Macedonian with three
She's in a choir and sings with glee
Shel has her Bay but not her tonsils
Can't think of a rhyme, let's all send her jonquils
Shel's quite the hottie, with plenty of spunk
She gets tips from Dru so her monkey gets plunked.
This verse comes at Drus request,
As shes drop dead gorgeous - da best,
wonderful, brillant, the village novel writer,
thumbs and monkeys really excite her
JulieCat's miffed her dh is named twice
Well I guess she never claimed to be nice
But Smiffy sure is, and she's got a bun in the oven
She's due in Feb, the month made for lovin'
Stacy, we love her, our medical mystery!
Need a web search just ask AllBoys4Me!
MaMaa lives in Colorado, raising three little boys
Happymum comes in and out without a lot of noise.
Pegs, she schools her kids at home
KSnBmom, will she forever roam?
We have two in West Virgina, Rhubarb and Martha,
And Solarflare is our lone follower of Lord Siddartha.
Nancy never makes a fuss
Even though her son thinks he is Buzz
She also has a lovely daughter
(and in her sippy cup only water!!)
Dancer and Claggs sure know how to quilt,
Along with many others these ladies built
a quilt for beloved Noah, Linda and Mark's son;
We are all so very sad that he is gone 
So come one come all to the village we go
You'll find some hot coffee served by our Barbjo
if you like to chat buy our cookbook
Lots of great recipes so come take a quick look.
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